What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:55

Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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